DAVE
"VAN" STRUT (DRUMS)
" THIS IS DEFINITELY THE BEST STRUTS ALBUM...AND IT WAS COOL,
BUT HOT, RECORDING IT IN SPAIN....IT HALVED THE BEER AND FAG BUDGET!
COULDN'T GET ANY DRUGS THOUGH AND I'VE HAD NO BLEEDIN' CRUMPET FOR 6
MONTHS.
ARTHUR STRUT(RHYTHM GUITAR B.VS)
"THIS IS THE SOUND WE,VE BEEN SEARCHING FOR FOR TWO YEARS.. IT'S
SO GREAT ...YOU'D BE A COMPLETE FOOL NOT TO BUY THIS ALBUM .....AND
WE'RE BLEEDIN' SKINT.....YOU WON'T REGRET IT EVER IN YOUR LIFE...AND
THATS A PROMISE...IT HAS THE OFFICIAL "STRUTS" GUARANTEE OF
QUALITY..."DON'T BE A LOSER ANY MORE" BUY IT!!....BE ONE OF
THE CHOSEN FEW TO GET IT FIRST....BOY BANDS ARE SO FUCKIN' OVER....
LONG LIVE THE STRUTS...."
JACK STRUT (LEAD VOCALS)
"THIS WAS A BREEZE AFTER MY CABARET CAREER...... I THOUGHT I
DID PRETTY DAMN GOOD ACTUALLY....I SHOULD HAVE BEEN LOUDER THOUGH.....MY
BAND PERFORMED NOT BAD REALLY.....THOUGH THE BASS PLAYING WAS PRETTY
UNINSPIRED AT TIMES AND THE DRUMMING WAS A BIT SO-SO....BUT I CARRRIED
THE DAY...SPECIAL THANKS TO ALL MY FANS IN THE STATES..."I LOVE
YOU TOO"...JACK.XXX
BARRY FISHBONE(BASS)
"I DON'T KNOW WHY WE GOT THAT DICKHEAD JACK STRUT IN....HE'S
FECKIN' CRAP AND SINGS LIKE A TURKEY ON HEAT....I NEVER EVER WANTED
HIM TO JOIN...THE RECORD SOUNDS CRAP TOO..AND ALL THIS CELEBRITY BITCHING
IS ALL JUST JEALOUSY IN'IT...I WROTE A GREAT MOVIN' FECKIN' BALLARD,
CALLED "THE MANY TIMES I'VE LOVED" BUT THEY ALL HATED IT ...FECKIN'
PHILISTINES....(HEY ..DON'T QUOTE ME WILL YOU)!!!.....BY THE FECKIN'
WAY WE,VE SEEN NO CASH ...I BET THAT BASTARD FLOTSUM HAS RIPPED US OFF...HE'S
A CHAV TOO"...(DON'T BUY IT MUM)
"THE CORNER"(LEAD GUITAR)
"DON'T....PLEASE... WHATEVER YOU DO ASK ME WHY I'M CALLED THE
CORNER ...I'M SICK OF IT..I DON'T ASK YOU WHY YOUR CALLED "JOHN"
... SO MIND YOUR OWN DAMN' BUSINESS!!! WELL... THE RECORD TURNED OUT
GREAT ...WE RECORDED IT IN SOUTH AMERICA SOMEWHERE, WHICH HAS GIVEN
IT A KINDA LATINNY FLAVOUR WHICH I KINDDA DIG....EVERYONE WAS A BIT
WEIRD AT TIMES..... EVEN ARTHUR (WHO PLAYED GREAT) CAME CLOSE TO LOSING
IT....I'D LIKE TO THANK GIBSON, FENDER, MARSHALL AND VOX, KEEP UP THE
GOOD WORK!" |
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